i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice
June 2013
Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
I seriously miss the book fair.
Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?
MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE
- me: *seductively runs hand through hair*
- me: *seductively gets hand caught in huge knot*
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
IT IS POSSIBLE TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM ALL DAY AND STILL BE PERFECTLY HAPPY
HOW IS IT 2 AM ALREADY IT WAS 1998 TWO SECONDS AGO



